This is the dog formerly known as Spencer. He wants everyone to know that he is not happy.
He doesn't like the fact that it is very cold outside - not that he spends all that much time out, but still, a boy gets cold doing his business.
He doesn't like that January means that the corporate accountant he lives with has to spend so much time at work doing something called "closing out the books." He doesn't understand why investors make such a big deal out of earnings releases and he certainly does not think that it is important enough to take away his source of petting and entertainment on a Saturday.
But mostly, he misses his sister (who is freezing her butt off in Florida at an outside show this weekend!) If I say something about Scout or "sister" he looks at me so pitifully.
So, Spencer wants everyone to feel very sorry for him and send him cookies.